Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Part Dos

So i feel rejuvenated because i did not have to work on Monday. As was probably true with 95% of the work force. All because parents wanted to be parents and keep their children at home. (DO IT MORE PLEASE!!!) So here goes round 2:

Dear Kimmy, Sorry I get/got crazy at you. I love you so much and just want to see you moving on. But I'll stay out of it and support you and be on my best behavior. ** Dear Louis C.K., be funnier with your new show. ** Dear Chicago, get ready for me (and Kim), Laura I will miss you so much and Em I wish you were around more, guess that means I'll have to come back. But summer is almost over. CRAZY. but its not. almost over that is. Wow I am cracked out. ** Dear self, Try not to be so cranky at people, note: children do not equal people. ** Dear Trace-Face, thanks for your support and following, I LOVE IT. Dear Jersey Couture, I am addicted. You are so trashy and amazing. I cannot get enough. ** Dear cupcakes, I will learn to make you as well as those crazies on Cupcake Wars. I know I can do it. You just wait and see. **

annnnnnnnd i am out. i just want a Hawaiian vacay. maybe i could nanny for a family traveling there. if you know of anything, hit me uppppp :)

Monday, July 5, 2010

Oops I Did It Again...My B

sorry loyal readers. At least I sort-of-kind-of have an excuse. But not really. You all shall be rewarded some day. Ha.

Dear DearGirlsAboveMe, I really hope you are real because that would be awesome. and more funny than it already is so check it out. Dear BDC, its only been four weeks but I am tired of you. Even if I am getting paid, its getting to be not worth it. If only I had another job lined up. Dear iPhone, please get your battery issues worked out, cause you are the reason I breathe. Dear Extended Family, Thank you for peeing in our house not once but twice, although the second incident was someone not actually in the family. And thanks for puking not on the porch, smooth moves Justin's-Friend-Aaron. You're a baby but at least you can sorta handle it.
Dear Fireworks, we got along ok this holiday weekend. Sparklers you always have the biggest place in my heart, and this year we played with you and got some neat pics (see right). Who knew all the fun things you can do with sparklers? (I did).

This post is in no way complete, but someone has to make $$ in this house, so I'm off to counsel 7-8 for hours and hours. PS this job should be required for all high school students, its a pretty effective form of BC, if you ask me....